he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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