All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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