you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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