lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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