Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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