he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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