How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
