very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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