She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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