okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
