party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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