You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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