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(989): View more from Michigan

there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.

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(714): View more from California

I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.

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(410): View more from Maryland

why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.

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(940): View more from Texas

It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test

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