I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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