quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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