Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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