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With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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