Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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