me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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