I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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