Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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