all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
