Don't you send me to vm
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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