Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Are my feet made of real feet?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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