That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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