: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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