ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
