incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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