You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'm always down for nudity.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
