i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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