i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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