I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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