In the future we'll all be gay
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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