Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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