i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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