i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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