you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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