butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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