farters have to be the big spoon...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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