Me too!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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