brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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