Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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