theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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