Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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