Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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