i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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