I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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