BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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