I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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