Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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