i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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