How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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