I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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