It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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