I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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