on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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